Ive been on Newgrounds for quite some time now, and some things still bother me.I mean, sometimes I feel like I really really REALLY wanna comment on people's posts or meet new people n' stuff, like VicariousE or CyberDevil, that kind of people,ya know? But truth is, I don't enjoy talking to strangers for the first time. I mean, there's a whole big world out there,undiscovered by yourself, you're curious about it, yet you fear it, for there could be a monster (or something REALLY SCARY,like mom) outside. I never had this problem when I first joined the community, you know.Back then I was 11 or something, and I was the typical underaged kid you'll sometimes see in NG. I never feared much then, instead the main problem was to keep my mouth shut and stopping myself from saying annoying (and somewhat embarrasing) stuff. Heck, I don't even wanna view back my past reviews.

So I'm really sorry if I had to say this, but,I dislike strangers. A lot.

I'm sorry for the long post and/or if I have offended anyone, so here's a cookie to apologise:

Wheeeeeee

1.)As long as I see anything black,my paranoia kicks in. (No offence,I meant objects.)

2.)Occasionally I like to stalk people,sometimes reading all their posts, checking their comments and stuff.

3.)I've actually given up on being an animator since 9 months ago, but the recent MD2014 got my spirits back.

4.)I've realised that wearing socks cure the flu. Weird.

5.)So I've recently measured the distance bettween mature (like really, REALLY mature) people and not-so-mature (aka 9-year-olds) people on NG and BOY was that a big difference or what.

6.)Now if anyone has remedies for coughs I would be so happy.  (Can't breeeaaathe D:)

7.)To the people who are good at math:

If 1/9 = 0.111111....

    2/9=0.222222...

    3/9=0.333333...

And so on....

Does that mean that

0.999999...= 9/9 =1

And if 0.999999... isn't equal to 1,how do you convert 0.999999... into a fraction?

Well, thats about it,

Regards.

Meow

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/f2539fc3fac44abbdeeff06e097511b6

This is actually kinda fun. :D

*EDIT*

I forgot the rock:http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/b9a56283de60c5597cd6632843c36e3e

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/2bf375ffbe28e81b14f0acb5780b54ce

This shit is hard, better start respecting those FbF flash makers.

Btw here's a fun thing:http://www.5z8.info/nsfw_x4y4rm_56-DEPLOY-TROJAN-287.mw9----

Have fun scaring the crap outta people.

Things I've wasted in 2014 so far:
1.)$30 worth of internet data on useless software
2.)Possibly $12 worth of water while showering for spraying every bug I see, just for the fun of it.
3.)About $20 of electricity for constantly overcharging my phone
4.)$35 on those textbooks that teachers never used since February
5.)16 hours on failed projects
6.)Approximately 100 hours on thinking about useless stuff
7.)Nearly 75 hours spent on studying for sh*t that I'd never use in the future
8.)$250 worth of pokemon/yu-gi-oh cards (since grade 3)
9.)One cookie that I accidentally dropped

So basically this year I've wasted $97 ($347 if playing cardsincluded),191 hours, and one cookie.

Damn,I could've donated for the hacker pack, but whatever.It's not that I can get a credit card within five years' time. 

So, that's about it.

1.)I go full retard everytime I get excited.

2.)Sometimes I like to stalk people online, just for the fun of it.

3.)At times, I'd make stupid cat noises.

4.)I know it's wierd but I eat rice with crackers.

5.)I've forgot a lot of important things such as :

   a.how long I've been on newgrounds

   b.The drawing I've promised you guys a year ago

   c.Who the heck is 'rich' again? (The name sounds so familiar)

6.)I'm out of internet data and the finals are closing in, so don't expect me to be online for months.(Imma gonna miss ya guys)

7.)Aaaah I'm outta stuff to say.

Welp,

Meow.

http://www.livestream.com/Kelzad?t=895090

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODI'MSOEXCITEDOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

WARNING - May contain hilarious images.

I will not take any responsibility for back-breakings, achings , broken jaws ,or uncooked rice.

Interesting......

Aaaaaaand........disappointment.

Do it the RIGHT WAY!

Potato

Survival guide!

I TOLD YOU SO

DEFINATELY THE BEST GIVE. EVER.

What a great deal!

......

I have no words to describe this.

Expert advice.

Disabled elderly pregnant children.And they still don't use commas.

Nope.Definately can't see anything wrong about this.

So.......beautiful.............

>Insert description here<

MOLESTING ALLIGATORS ARE PROHIBITED!!!

Well that's all for now. In the meantime, hope you guys have a great day.

So it's been 2-4 years being on newgrounds now, from when I was a small jerk to a happy-go-lucky-guy to an.... uhh.... idunnowhatsoevershallIdonow kind of person. Friends beside me came and went, I've lost a few and made some new ones. (And dubstepfreak was one of the most memorable, I mean, he made me remember the days when I was a you-know-what, and the comments posted still make me facepalm till this very day.)

And then, there are those really special people who have changed my life. Bobie made me a part of the art portal, Pa4oo made awesome drawings (Again, I apologize for not making him a birthday pic), Dchuyv posted sick music which I only listened halfway through due to the weak internet connection(And also made some nice drawings which he later deleted D:), Sam was the adult among us (Or at least I think so) who I could consider quite humble by the amount of fans he has,and Mr VicariousE shared his years of experience with me.(And he has a farm.A FAAAAAAARRRM!)

My favourite pic from pa4oo:

My b-day present from bobie:

And last but not least , a pic from Saaaaaaaam: (Dat bobie face tho)

So guess what? I'll grab a laucher and launch all this deep shit on you guys while I go take a break. In the meantime, stay awesome. (Execpt for pa4oo.He shall remain badass.)